About me

Hello, call me Photon because I'm so damn small. I'm in my 30s. I have a cat.

I play games. I tell myself I'm gonna write a novel, but I just end up writing the beginning like 40 times. I have a 'severe' mental illness that makes me prone to paranoia and delusions n such under stress. But only when I'm stressed! So all I have to do...all I have to do is...not get stressed.

Shit. Fuck.

What were we talking about again?

Oh yeah, me. I like roller skating. I'm not very good at it. Sometimes I just put in my headphones and practice dribbling in the garage. And I really liked Amazing Digital Circus, except the fandom made me lose faith in humanity and-

FUCK

i can't do this. these about me sections, i can't stop thinking about how much information they probably end up giving to data collectors. My age, my gender, various other demographic tidbits, and all the IPs I would buy merchandising from. can't make a goddamn fucking ANYTHING without lining someone's pockets. Jesus FUCK.

I realize my writing style is kinda over the top and extra, I'm fine with that. I wanna let you in a little so you can feel the same disjointed rhythm I feel. Come, take a little vacation from rationality. See how ya like it out here.

The actual about me

I'm in my 30s. I have a cat. Like all leftists, I think the movement has lost the plot but it's not because of me it's because of those other leftists. I like doing tarot readings and psychedelics. Uh, team Jacob.